slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

(via sniffing)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via laughing-llama)

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

image

(Source: goodnlght, via hotboyproblems)

(Source: sucked, via wonkypenis)

markdoesstuff:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

this… this is mesmerizing. oh my god.

(Source: versaceslut, via moonwalksaway)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via pizza)

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

(Source: itskylestyle, via sodamnrelatable)