memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

(via awkwardvagina)

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, horses.

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, horses.

usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

(Source: tiptons, via spaghettihos)

occire:

coachela:

fave

one of my faves

occire:

coachela:

fave

one of my faves

(Source: urinmyveins7, via weteevee)

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

(via wonkypenis)

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

(Source: memewhore, via princess-amz)

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

(via vagina-itch)